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Kiribati National Olympic Committee is the National Olympic Committee representing Kiribati. The same committee is also known as the Kiribati Commonwealth Games Association.
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The OMACs are a fictional type of cyborg appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. They are based on the character of the same name created by Jack Kirby.
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