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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?","punchline":"They're really good at it.","id":180}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?","punchline":"Neither did he.","id":100}
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