{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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